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My Top 10 Hated Episodes of Friendship is Magic
Here it is, the review that has been weeks in the making: My Top 10 Most Hated Episodes of MLP. My reactions to these train wrecks ranges from distaste to discomfort to GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! I would like to not first that this is my personal opinion, and so is shaped by my experiences and biases.
Before we get to the main event, let’s take a look at the personal picks of people more intelligent, talented, and critical than I.
InfinityQuillPony: Baby Cakes
Byter and LethalAuraMage: Flight to the Finish (weird how they both found this personally insulting)
AnYPony: Spike at your Service
Mysterious Mr. Enter: Putting You Hoof Down
ILoveKimPossibleALot: No real hatred towards any of them. That’s nice.
And here are two phrases you should definitely know before proceeding:
Torture Porn: When there is too much slapstick at one character’s expense or unnecessary cruelty aimed at them, especially when they’ve done nothing to earn it.
Flanderize/ Flanderization: Ha
Change for the sake of change.Well…..that was immature drivel.
I don’t know a huge amount about the “New 52” take on the DC universe (I stopped paying attention to DC’s output when they changed their logo to look like a half-unwrapped Acme magnet) but if the Justice League: War animation is any kind of summary, I’m glad I’ve not wasted my time.
Batman now seems to think it’s impolite if he doesn’t tell everyone who he is, Wonder Woman has taken to talking like a really, really bad Shakespearean actor and Superman is a dick.
Ignoring the animation’s terrible narrative, what struck me like a rancid kipper in the face was how god-awful the character designs were. In this instance; particularly Darkseid’s. Yeah, he wore a bucket on his head in the past, but it worked! It added to his menace as a laser-firing brick of doom. You took one look at him and you knew who he was.
Watch Superman/Batman: Apocalypse. THAT version of Darkseid is an ic
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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